Playing Golf Is Like Going To A

Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own Everything.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.

I Like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, Screw The Middle Man. Just A Tube Of Sugar... I'd Pour Two Of Those In A Big 12 Ounce Coke. And I'd Go Out To Catechism Class And Try To Concentrate On The Priest. I Saw Jesus Several Times. I Swear I Did.