Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get

Speeding Is Like Drugs. It Makes Everything Come At You Fast, And When You Go Back To Normal Driving, Safe Driving, Prudent Driving, It Seems Boring. That's The Danger Of Drugs. At First It's Intoxicating, But Then The Rest Of Your Life You're Trying To Find That Very First Time. It Never Is The Same.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

I Have Irrational Fears, And They All Go Back To Losing My Father As A Kid. I've Never Gotten Over It.

I Love Doing Logos. I've Been A Graphic Artist All My Life.

I Do A Lot Of Family Shows.