Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.

I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy Than A Dog Person Because I Travel So Much. I Love Cats.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

Why Go To A Church To Worship God? A Church Is Man Made. God Never Said, "and Let There Be Aluminum Siding." Climbing A Tree To Talk To God Sounds Like A Better Idea Since Only God Can Make A Tree. And If That Tree's On A Golf Course, All The Better.