Being Wealthy When No One Else Is,

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own Everything.

I Used To Live An Isolated Existence, Even In Relationships, But Now My Family Knows Me For Who I Really Am. Mostly, That's A Good Thing.

If You Want To Condemn Yourself For The Mistakes You've Made, Let's Be Fair, That Means You've Got To Congratulate Yourself For All The Good Things You've Done. It's Okay To Say, "god, I Wish I'd Done This; Yeah, But I Did Do That." Then It Kind Of Balances Out.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.