I Know Lots Of People Who Are

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.