I Know My Limit. I Just Keep

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.