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Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

-Red Skelton

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Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

Red Skelton

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

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