Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.