Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.