I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.