I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.