You Know How To Tell When You're

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.