If I Can Make People Smile, Then

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.