I've Put On A Lot Of Weight...

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.