I've Put On A Lot Of Weight...

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.