I Know My Name Will Always Be

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.

The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good Old Days Are Last Week.

I Saw Six Men Kicking And Punching The Mother-in-law. My Neighbour Said 'are You Going To Help?' I Said 'no, Six Should Be Enough.'

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

I'd Like To Thank The Bbc For Allowing Me To Work Here. And I'd Like To Thank The Wife And Kids For Making It Necessary.