I Know That If I Wasn't Scared,

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

There's Nothing Worse Than Being An Aging Young Person.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.

You Gotta Be Cool When You're Macho Man, Cuz You Can't Be Sensitive And Care About Someone Having A Good Time In Bed, Cuz That's Too Scary... When You Don't Use Sensitivity When You're Having Sex, Or Share Some Of Your Soul, Nothing Gonna Happen, Because Men Really Get Afraid. Men Really Get Scared In Bed.