I Know The Guru Route, I Know

Food = Joy ... Guilt ... Anger ... Pain ... Nurturing ... Friendship ... Hatred ... The Way You Look And Feel.... Food = Everything You Can Imagine.

There's A Couple Of Universal Principles In Life. One Is, Don't Ever Open A Restaurant. One Out Of Every Two Fails.

If You Want A Higher Power, Go To The Goddamn Sun. Just Go To The Sun - And Stop Destroying The Ozone Layer.

The More People I Meet, The Farther Out Of My Own Little World I Go, The More I See That We Are All Alike. And There Isn't One Of Us Who Can Afford To Pick Up The Rock In The Glass House.

I Know The Guru Route, I Know You Go Sit On A Mountain. But Screw India. I Ain't Going There.