I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

I Thought We Talked Things Out!' 'yes, And You Listened Very Carefully To Every Word You Had To Say.

The Average, Healthy, Well-adjusted Adult Gets Up At Seven-thirty In The Morning Feeling Just Plain Terrible.

Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If Some Manufacturer Would Make A Toy As Tough, As Staunch, As Hard To Crack Open As The Carton It Comes In!