I Learned To Fall Down Early In

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

I'd Say That On 'friends' My Character Was The Guy Bouncing Around The Room. I'm No Longer That Guy, Necessarily, In My Life. I Used To Be. But I'm Not Now.

I've Been On A Show Before Where I Was On A Billboard And Then, After Like Three Or Four Weeks, They Took The Billboard Down And Replaced It With Nothing. Took My Face Down And Put A White Board Up.

I Have Insanely Dorky Taste. Basically, If You're A Woman, And You're Under Any Kind Of Emotional Duress, And You Sing A Song, I Will Listen To It Forever. It's Odd Being A 37-year-old Heterosexual Male Who Owns Nothing But Sarah Mclachlan And Tori Amos. But I'll Go Against That At First And Play Something Boring Like James Taylor.