I Like Being Famous. It Can Be

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

Why Is The Rest Of The World So Overcrowded? Nobody Lives In America! We're All Squashed Up On Top Of Each Other In London.

I Go Into Daunt Books In Marylebone Every Couple Of Weeks. My Wife Sara Demolishes Books, But I Only Buy Stuff Occasionally. I Like Boys' Things, Spies And The Cold War.

It's Not About Being Upset About The Things You Might Have Said Or Done Yesterday, Which Is Quite Appropriate At The Moment. It's About Looking Forward Rather Than Looking Back. I Hate People Who Look Back On The Past Or Talk About What Might Have Been.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.