I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.