I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

I Don't Want My Personal Life To Change. I Don't Understand Why People Strive For Fame. I Know It's Ironic For Me To Be Saying This, But This Will Be The Last One I Do.

I've Never Been In Love... But I Imagine It's Similar To The Feeling You Get When You See Your Waiter Arriving With Your Food

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One In The Cafeteria.