I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love

Next Time Your Lady Leaves The Room, Take A Dump On The Floor! 'cuz There Is Nothing More Mysterious Than A Dump On The Floor! And It Always Starts A Conversation, Am I Right? Honey, What Happened? You Better Hold Me 'cause I'm Afraid.

Sometimes. I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous. I'm Pretty Low On The Showbiz Totem Pole - I Mean, I'm No Jon Or Kate Plus Eight. I'm Just A Comic, Not A Baby Factory.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.