I Like Long Walks, Especially When They

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.