California Is A Fine Place To Live

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.