Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.