Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

He Always Had A Chip On His Shoulder That He Was Ready To Use To Kindle An Argument.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.