Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.