I Like My Life Alone.

I'm Personally Not Into A Guy Who Wears Pedal Pushers And A Necklace.

It's Funny How People Will Think I'm Being Sarcastic A Lot And Joking. So I'll Say, "i Like Your Dress," And They'll Go "(bleep) You!" Or I Say Something Serious And They Go, "oh, Yeah, Ha-ha." They're Strangers. They're People Who Know Me From Comedy, But Luckily I Am On Pretty Much All The Time!

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.

I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be A Part Of My World.

You Have To Take The Chance To Bomb And Disappoint Audiences.