I Like Orange And Blue Together, But

I Always Shoot For The Moon In My Work, So That I'm Happy When I Land On The Roof.

It’s Been A Secret Too Long, But I’m Actually A Straight Male.

I Don't Believe In Guilty Pleasures. If I Like It, I Don't Feel Guilty About It

I'm This Goofball. I Look At Myself In The Mirror, And The Person That I Know Doesn't Match Up To What I Think People Love To Perceive Me As.

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’