I Have An Unabashed Adoration Of Cheesy

I Don't Believe In Guilty Pleasures. If I Like It, I Don't Feel Guilty About It

I'm Ambitious In The Sense That I Raise The Bar High For Myself.

I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here.

I'm Always Just Waiting For Someone To Cut Me Off; I'm A Chatty Guy.

I Always Shoot For The Moon In My Work, So That I'm Happy When I Land On The Roof.