Please Don't Kill Me, I'm Nice.

All My Aunts In The Phillipines, They Look At Me And Say 'darreeeeeen! You So Thin! Eat!'

I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here.

When I Was In College, I Was In The Theater Department, Which For Anyone Who Has Been Involved In Any Kind Of Theater Program, You Know That It's Really Wacky And Tight-knit, A Real Family. Me And My Good Friends From College Would Do Random Shows And Plays That Were Sometimes Serious, But Most Of The Time Really Goofy And Funny.

I'm Ambitious In The Sense That I Raise The Bar High For Myself.

I've Always Been The Annoying Kid Who Sang.