I Like Pens. My Writing Is So

People In New York Love Having Roof Parties.

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

I Haven't Done A Lot In London. I Think Comedy Over There Is How It Was Over Here Years Ago. There's Tons Of It, And They're Better Paid.

I Am The The Type To Have A Personal Experience With A Celebrity, But I'm Too Classy To Bring That Up.