I Like Pens. My Writing Is So

If I'm At A Party And Someone Puts On A Blues Brothers Tape, I Tend To Go Nuts.

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

Only Lately, Like Within The Last Few Years, Have I Had People Actually Do An Impression Of Me To Me, Which Weirds Me Out To Think Of What They Have Picked Up On, Without Ever Realizing It Myself

I Like Cilantro, But You Don't Have To.