I Like Playing Roulette, I Like Dice.

I Had A 90-minute One-man Show. I Performed It And My Life Just Exploded. Everything - My Life Just Changed. Every Writer, Director, Producer, Studio Head, Movie Star - They All Wanted It. It Was The Hottest Property Since 'rocky.'

Oh, Great Reviews Are The Worst. They Mislead You More Than The Bad Ones, Because They Only Fuel Your Ego. Then You Only Want Another One, Like Potato Chips Or Something, And The Best Thing You Get Is Fat And Bloated. I'd Rather Just Refuse, Thanks.

Please, If You're Making A Movie, Start Out With A Good Script, At Least! Please!

I Thought That If No One Was Going To Give Me A Great Part - And It Was Very Difficult To Break Into Film, Obviously - Then I'd Write One Myself.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is Wasted Talent, And The Choices You Make Will Shape Your Life Forever.