I Like Sitting And Writing With My

A Lot Of Critics Object To What I Do, But I Got Into Comedy To Make People Laugh, And I've Always Worked Hard.

I Do Feel Good Doing Them [family-friendly Movies], But It's Not Going To Be My Way Of Life. I'm A Comedian.

Back To School, To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool.

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.