I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma,

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.