I Like The Effect Drink Has On

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

At The New York Athletic Club They Serve Amazing Food. People Go There, Get Healthy, And Then Eat Themselves To Death - Which Is, I Suppose, The Right Way To Do It.

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.