You Get So Weak From Eating Pears

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside The Home.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

Raquel Welch Is Someone I Can Also Live Without. We've Got Some Love Scenes Together And I Am Dreading Them!

If The Money's Right, I'll Do A Film.