I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

Even Though People Say Richard Harris And I Have Been Having A Great Feud, It's Not True.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.

I'm Not As Thrilled With Myself As I Used To Be.