I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.