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I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.

I'm Really A Pacifist.

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.