I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside The Home.

I'm Really A Pacifist.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.