You Meet A Better Class Of Person

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

There Is, Of Course, A World Of Difference Between Cricket And The Movie Business ... I Suppose Doing A Love Scene With Racquel Welch Roughly Corresponds To Scoring A Century Be Fore Lunch.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.