I Like The South Of Spain, Notably

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

If I Won The Lottery I'd Start A Charity That Helped Little Family Hardware Stores, Cobblers And Fruit Shops Open In City Centres.