Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

Honestly, Sometimes I Get Really Fed Up Of My Subconscious - It's Like It's Got A Mind Of Its Own.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.