I Like To Fancy Myself More Of

A Scotch Buzz Is The Best Buzz In The World.

Me And Matt Love To Argue, But In General Our Sense Of Humor Is Pretty Much Alike.

I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About Real-world Stuff.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

You Know That Everyone Thinks That In Order To Do South Park We Must Be Wild, Crazy, Rock And Roll Stars. But The Truth Is We're Just Wholesome Middle-american Guys. We Enjoy Soda Pop, Baseball And Beating Up Old People Just As Much As Anybody