I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About

Love Isn't A Decision. It's A Feeling. If We Could Decide Who We Loved,it Would Be Much Simpler, But Much Less Magical

I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About Real-world Stuff.

Sometimes What's Right Isn't As Important As What's Profitable.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

I've Learned That All A Person Has In Life Is Family And Friends. If You Lose Those, You Have Nothing, So Friends Are To Be Treasured More Than Anything Else In The World.