I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About

There's A Lot Of People Who, A Cigarette Is About The Only Vacation They Have.

My Favorite Musical? I Don't. It Changes All The Time. I'm Just A Diehard, I'm Totally Old School, Like I'll Sit And Watch, If They Are Re-doing Oklahoma In New York, I Will Be The First One There.

I Have No Desire To Ever Talk To Sean Penn.

What We're Always Looking For Is Weird Social Issues And Weird Connections To Make. Luckily For Them, There's No Shortage Of Material.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'