I Like To Give The Actors Freedom

You Just Can't Win. Men Have Very Recent Land Mines In Their Heads. Women Have Recorded Conversations And Photographs In Their Heads From 15 Years Ago.

I Learned A Long Time Ago, If You Want To Keep Your Friends In Show Business, Don't Get Famous. Because As Soon As You Get Famous, A Lot Of The People You Used To Know, Who Didn't, Become Incredibly Bitter And Jealous. It's Part Of The Territory.

I Like Jesus, I Mean, I Think He Was A Good Guy.

I Don't Watch 'american Idol.' I Don't Watch Any Of That Stuff.

Every Actor Thinks He Can Do Comedy, And It's Not True.