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My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"