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An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.