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In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.