My Wife Can't Figure Out What To

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.