I Like To Think Of Myself As

You Want The Actors To Disappear Into Roles And Stay Under The Radar, And That Gets Harder When Someone Is Known For Their Actual Personality, Or Who They Seem To Be.

When I Was 17, I Read A Profile Of Carol Leifer. Since Then, I Wanted To Be Her. I Still Want To Be Her.

I'm Always In Those Tabloids Where They Show Who's Badly Dressed. It's Funny, Because Each Time I'm Getting My Picture Taken, I'm Thinking, This Is A Nice Outfit.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.