I Listen To The Audience And Try

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

I Live In A Spanish-style Hillside Home In Los Angeles, California. I Paid $900,000 In 1995. It's Perhaps Worth About $3m Now. Thankfully, I Paid Off My Mortgage Before The Crash Because I Could See It Coming. I Worried That I Would Be Caught Having To Pay Off A Very High Mortgage For A House I Couldn't Sell.

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.