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A Lot Of Gay Men Have A Lot Of Sex. That's What We Do. But I've Stopped All That-the Revolving Door Into My Bedroom. Promiscuity. That Was Of Its Day, Really.

There Is A Single Entendre, But I Don't Know About A Triple One.

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

The Bullying Was Hideous And Relentless, And We Turned It Round By Making Ourselves Celebrities.

I Get Just As Much Of A Thrill Out Of Constructing A Good Sentence That Gets A Laugh At The End As I Do From A Joke