I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All

I'm Fascinated By Offensive Subject Matter. Always Have Been. It Is Very Natural To Me, As Any Teach I've Ever Had Growing Up Could Attest.

You Don't Know Anything About Pain Until You've Seen Your Own Baby Drowned In A Tub... And You Definitely Don't Know Anything About How To Wash A Baby.

I Think My Friends Wife Has Been Banging A Black Guy. Because They Just Had A Baby. And The Baby Had A Hole In It.

Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got Huge Dicks.

I Prefer To Sleep With Deaf Girls. Those Crazy Chicks Never Have A Safe Word.