Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got

When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated With Everybody.

I Will Never Understand How A Mother Can Kill Her Own Baby And Not Get Away With It.

If I Tell A Joke On Stage And The Crowd Laughs For A Minute, I Stand There For A Minute And Enjoy Them Laughing Before I Go On To The Next Joke. On Tv, If I Stand There For A Minute While They Laugh, I Look Like An Idiot Who Can't Remember The Next Joke.

Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got Huge Dicks.

I'm A Realist All The Way. I'm Too Cynical To Be An Optimist. But I've Lived Too Much Of A Charmed Life So Far To Ever Be A Pessimist.