I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!

Wouldn't It Be Nice If All The People Who Are Lonesome Could Live In One Big Dormitory, Sleep In Beds Next To Each Other, Talk, Laugh, And Keep The Lights On As Long As They Want To?

You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's Never A Lie Because There Is Never Any Truth.

I Am Influenced By Every Second Of My Waking Hour.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.