I'll Pour You The First One And

It Is No Wonder That People Are So Horrible When They Start Life As Children.

Nice Things Are Nicer Than Nasty Ones.

Hangover Cure: Rigorous Sex, Hydration, Hot Bath, Then "go Up For Half An Hour In An Open Aeroplane. (needless To Say, With A Non-hungover Person At The Controls)."

I Want A Dish To Taste Good, Rather Than To Have Been Seethed In Pig's Milk And Served Wrapped In A Rhubarb Leaf With Grated Thistle Root.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For.