I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.