I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.